If the Unit were to put out a wanted ad for its ideal rider it might
look something like this: Cromoly, single-speed badass ISO someone to
adventure with. Some people call me rigid. I think I’m just classy. I
like long rides in the sun (or mud, or snow), will carry all your stuff,
will last forever, and promise to be the bike that turns heads wherever
you go. I can be converted to a 12-speed if that’s your thing. Like
food? I have Bento box mounts too! Let’s party!